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RetroJay's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 37 (From
8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 660 Points
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/460 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points Let out all your aggression.
10 Points Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
Unlocked 9/28/09
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Medieval Rampage 2
First Kill
Unlocked 10/11/09
5 Points Slay your first enemy
5 Points Slay your first enemy
100th kill
10 Points
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat boss 1
25 Points
Defeat the first boss
Defeat boss 2
25 Points
Defeat the second boss
Defeat boss 3
25 Points
Defeat the third boss
Defeat boss 4
25 Points
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat boss 5
25 Points
Defeat the fifth boss
100 achievements
50 Points
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
All achievements
100 Points
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 3/22/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 3/22/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 3/22/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 3/22/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 3/22/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 3/22/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
REPLAYING :the game:
A Little Birdie Told Me.
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath
Unlocked 1/4/10
25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster
100 Points
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Can't wait for it
Unlocked 3/27/09
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution
Unlocked 3/24/09
5 Points Perform an execution
5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD
Unlocked 3/25/09
10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger!
Unlocked 3/26/09
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead!
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill
Unlocked 3/25/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too
Unlocked 3/24/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky?
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja
Unlocked 3/25/09
25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist
Unlocked 3/26/09
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper
Unlocked 3/26/09
25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 9/26 (125/500 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 8/27/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 8/27/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points Find the hidden button
5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 11/23/09
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points Play over 2 hours
50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points Buy everything
50 Points Buy everything
Master
Unlocked 8/27/09
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
Unlocked 11/22/09
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (335/500 points)